1 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:03,983 Should only take a few days. 2 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,910 We shouldn't be here. 3 00:01:48,423 --> 00:01:49,423 Fine. 4 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:51,330 I'll go alone. 5 00:03:08,486 --> 00:03:10,040 Suburban Street. 6 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:16,560 We float past a series of white picket fences until we settle on a sewer grate. 7 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,240 POW! Flies open. 8 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,080 Something big and scaly slithers out. 9 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:27,700 Fast, hungry, definitely not human, as a pulsating score kicks in. 10 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:42,501 We're on the back of the beast as it slithers menacingly towards a little blue house. 11 00:03:55,389 --> 00:03:56,483 Wait, I'm sorry. 12 00:03:57,045 --> 00:03:59,560 This is our wedding video you're talking about. 13 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,060 Yes, though I actually don't think of them as videos. 14 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:03,336 They're more like short films. 15 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,600 Yeah, because I'm not sure this is quite what we had in mind. 16 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:10,180 Okay, I know, it's a little different than normal, but... 17 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,860 We really liked the one you did for Karen and Bart. 18 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,580 Oh, when they walk by the river and jump up and high-five. 19 00:04:15,581 --> 00:04:16,581 That jump was dope. 20 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,140 And I loved that song they used. 21 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:22,180 I don't want to wait for our lives to be over. 22 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,560 I want to know right now how does it feel. 23 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,300 Um, guys? 24 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:28,740 Uh, here's the thing. 25 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,020 I really like you guys. 26 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:33,860 And you said you were horror fans and I'm like, I love horror so much. 27 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,620 And I thought this could be special. 28 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:36,700 You know what I mean? 29 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:39,176 This is a film you're going to watch for the rest of your lives. 30 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,840 But this isn't a film, Doug. 31 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:42,660 This is a wedding video. 32 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,060 And we want one where they do a little jump. 33 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,100 Now, can you do that for us or not? 34 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,400 Baby Bubby Bunkers! 35 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,700 Baby Bubber Bunkies! 36 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,280 Okay! 37 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:57,000 Do you mind if I'm doing warm-ups? 38 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,040 Is it okay? 39 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,740 Yeah, I've seen much crazier. 40 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,960 Okay, good. 41 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:03,900 Does it sound better to say my line? 42 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,820 His vision is blurry, which could suggest. 43 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:09,640 Or, his vision is blurry, which could suggest. 44 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:12,336 Or I could, you know what, I could even do like an accent. 45 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,240 I could do just... 46 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:15,836 Oh, I think you just should do it the way you auditioned it, honey. 47 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,460 It's been a while since I've booked anything and I just want it to go well. 48 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,740 I just, it's hard out there. 49 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,680 Sorry. 50 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,476 Doctor number three, we're ready for you. 51 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,500 Okay, knock him down. 52 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:29,740 Okay, thanks. 53 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,380 Thank you Donna. 54 00:05:30,381 --> 00:05:32,670 Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything from 55 00:05:32,671 --> 00:05:34,840 Lowe's, I will hook you up with my employee discount. 56 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:35,980 No questions asked. 57 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:42,960 Thanks. 58 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,620 Ten more cc's of Tramadol? 59 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:46,870 Any idea what I'm looking at here? 60 00:05:47,095 --> 00:05:50,460 He said his vision was blurry, so you know that could suggest. 61 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:51,820 Optic neuritis. 62 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:53,710 Already ruled that out. 63 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:54,860 Cut! 64 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,760 Hey buddy, not sure what that accent is. 65 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,080 Just do it normally, okay? 66 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:01,490 We're gonna go again right away. 67 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:06,460 He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest. 68 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:06,980 Cut! 69 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,620 Say the line faster, okay? 70 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:09,680 Faster this time. 71 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,880 He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest. 72 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,466 Cut! 73 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,340 Jesus, I think we gotta fire this guy. 74 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,820 Can we get somebody else in here? 75 00:07:01,842 --> 00:07:03,849 I just ran into your mom at the supermarket. 76 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:05,530 She said you booked a big gig today. 77 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:07,290 So proud of you, bud. 78 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:08,930 Everyone in Buffalo misses you. 79 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,530 I love you. 80 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,560 Come visit, man! 81 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:14,810 Jesus, Jerry! 82 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:15,710 Cut! 83 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:18,390 What is this thing about there's some kind of sewer monster? 84 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:20,650 Oh boy. 85 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:23,530 Doug. 86 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,250 Look, I get that this is not what you dreamed about when you were a kid. 87 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:30,340 But dreams, they go. 88 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,890 Now, I'll be retiring soon, and Doug, it is 89 00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:37,151 only a matter of time before all this is yours. 90 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,130 - Really? - Yeah! 91 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:39,290 Look around. 92 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,570 Take it all in. 93 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:42,610 And imagine. 94 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,350 If you do it right, it's a pretty sweet setup we got here. 95 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:51,070 This is a B and maybe even a B-plus life we're talking about. 96 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:57,030 Are you sure you don't want to do anything for your birthday? 97 00:07:57,876 --> 00:08:00,130 You used to make me celebrate your half-birthdays. 98 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:02,750 Let's go get a beer. 99 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,650 Something. 100 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,580 Maybe we just watch that new Mountain Climbing Duck. 101 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,030 About the lady that falls to her own death? 102 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:12,930 Yeah. 103 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:14,530 Fine. 104 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,595 We can do one about the free diver in the Maldives. 105 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,200 Who drowns? 106 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,290 Jesus Christ, Duck. 107 00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:21,010 I don't know. 108 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,846 Let's just take a gummy and go to the river. 109 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:23,870 No! 110 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:25,450 No! 111 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,750 You must not mainly know. 112 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,050 Well, yes, yes. 113 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:30,970 You love a good big birthday, don't you? 114 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:32,350 Dad, did you see your face? 115 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:33,490 You knew about this? 116 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:34,090 At least one idea. 117 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:35,650 Buddy, take my coat, please. 118 00:08:35,651 --> 00:08:36,330 Thank you. 119 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,730 Hey, how are you? 120 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:38,610 Happy birthday! 121 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:39,990 Jesus, get in my bag! 122 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:41,210 I'm sorry. 123 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:42,830 No, that's not... 124 00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:43,890 The actual lotion. 125 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,210 The actual basket. 126 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,010 That puts the lotion in the basket? 127 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:47,850 Ebay, buddy. 128 00:08:47,851 --> 00:08:48,890 Dude, that is sick. 129 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:49,530 Yeah, no. 130 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:50,730 That is actually sick. 131 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:51,250 Oh! 132 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,610 Happy birthday, Dougie. 133 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:55,590 Thanks for making me the good Trent, Claire. 134 00:08:56,090 --> 00:08:58,110 Oh, you know I love Buffalo this time of year. 135 00:08:58,740 --> 00:08:59,430 The slush. 136 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,680 The hypothermia. 137 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:01,690 What's up? 138 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:02,190 No Trent? 139 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:03,490 No Trent. 140 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:05,070 Ever again, in fact. 141 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:07,390 He started banging his dental hygienist. 142 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:10,630 Anyway, tonight is all about you, baby. 143 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:11,890 It's about me? 144 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,020 It's about you. 145 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:14,130 Oh! 146 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,780 It's been too long, pal. 147 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:20,700 It's so good to see you. 148 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,080 It has been way too long. 149 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:22,640 Happy birthday. 150 00:09:22,641 --> 00:09:23,060 Thank you. 151 00:09:23,285 --> 00:09:24,740 Thank you for coming out here. 152 00:09:25,115 --> 00:09:25,720 I think I'm going to miss this. 153 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:26,360 Never. 154 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,040 We've got a lot of catching up to do. 155 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:33,900 Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision. 156 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:39,340 It was a vision that was not particularly original or even good. 157 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,360 But it was theirs. 158 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:44,980 And so, they made that vision a reality. 159 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:52,420 And without further ado, I present to you a completely unrestored print. 160 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:55,880 A 13-year-old Doug McAllister's masterpiece. 161 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,600 The Quatch. 162 00:09:59,420 --> 00:09:59,860 What? 163 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,200 I thought we lost all the copies of that. 164 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:02,820 Nope. 165 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:04,380 I found it in my mom's garage. 166 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:05,680 It was stuck in the player. 167 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:08,160 Are we sure this is okay for the kids to watch? 168 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,100 Who gives a shit? 169 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:12,840 Mrs. Brown had us bleep all the swears so we could show it at the school assembly. 170 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,680 Which didn't make much sense because we were very clear about it being R-rated. 171 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:17,860 Happy birthday, pal. 172 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,330 This isn't happening. 173 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,300 Oh, it's happening. 174 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,060 Here we go. 175 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,526 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, 176 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:23,920 ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 177 00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:25,460 Oh, I'm gonna kill you. 178 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,480 Oh, I'm gonna kill you! 179 00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:27,640 Ha, ha, ha, ha... 180 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,580 I haven't changed a bit. 181 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:32,440 No. 182 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,820 You might as shit be. 183 00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:34,280 Oh. 184 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:35,080 Looks good. 185 00:10:35,081 --> 00:10:35,600 It's a great она. 186 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:36,680 That's not on the trail. 187 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,700 Look out for the Quatch. 188 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,840 Before you... strike me, I need... 189 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:44,820 Got some... single? 190 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,660 Or you all... полriz? 191 00:10:46,661 --> 00:10:47,140 What's going on? 192 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,320 Damn, we've been watching a lot of Scorsese. 193 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,220 We didn't quite have the ear for it, did we? 194 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:53,960 I need to tell you something. 195 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,280 What is it? 196 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,460 That I love you. 197 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,180 I've always loved you. 198 00:10:58,850 --> 00:10:59,850 And always f***ing will. 199 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,660 I f***ing love you, too. 200 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:03,580 Now, kiss me, will you? 201 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,300 So much charisma. 202 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,880 Ready you had it. 203 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,680 I still can't believe I let Doug talk me into doing that. 204 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,400 Talking? 205 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,520 But it was your idea! 206 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,060 It's coming for us! 207 00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,061 We're trapped! 208 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,445 What the hell are we gonna do? 209 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,960 Oh my god. 210 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,440 We're all gonna die! 211 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,240 This is where it gets real. 212 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,520 Not on my watch, mister. 213 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,850 That's probably the best birthday gift I've ever received. 214 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,510 I didn't even know it existed. 215 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,830 Well, I'm giving it to you. 216 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,830 It's less the TV, because you can't get it out. 217 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,060 It was right after... Right after senior year of college. 218 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,280 Yes, that's when Anaconda came out. 219 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:09,770 Remember, we saw it like 30 times. 220 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,796 Put it right there alongside the classics. 221 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:12,160 Totally. 222 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,320 How about that cast? 223 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,500 J-Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Stoltz. 224 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,760 I mean, it's a murderer's row. 225 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:23,440 Plus, the snake was like a metaphor for our lives at that moment. 226 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,360 Like, life is coming at you. 227 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:28,900 Hunting you. 228 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Forcing you. 229 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,100 Like, off your parents... 230 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,300 Like, your parents' health insurance and stuff. 231 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,240 I don't know. 232 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,380 No, it's true. 233 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah, that's... It was like that. 234 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,060 That's right, Kenny. 235 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,620 How about that accent by John Boyd? 236 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:46,560 How about that? 237 00:12:46,561 --> 00:12:47,040 That was a choice. 238 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,780 They rap around you and you too. 239 00:12:49,781 --> 00:12:52,340 You get the privilege of hearing their bones break. 240 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,940 They pour their power out and break. 241 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,540 Causes your veins to explode! 242 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,200 I have the rights to Anaconda. 243 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,640 What? 244 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,000 I have the rights to Anaconda. 245 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,080 Yeah, apparently. 246 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:17,580 The movie was based on a novel by some dead Japanese guy. 247 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,120 And my agent introduced me to his widow. 248 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,620 Unbelievably. 249 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,520 She... 250 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:28,321 She was such a fan of the four episodes that I did on SWAT... Who is it? 251 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,516 ...that she gave me the rights. 252 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,040 So what are you gonna do with them? 253 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,780 Uh, well, not me. 254 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,540 Us. 255 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,450 We're gonna reboot the thing. 256 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,900 Indie style. 257 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:41,940 Three weeks. 258 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:42,820 Run and gun. 259 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,050 In the Amazon. 260 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,480 Skeletal crew. 261 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,820 Claire, you and I can star. 262 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,940 Kenny, you shoot it. 263 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:48,980 Doug, you direct. 264 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:49,380 Huh? 265 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,040 Come on. 266 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,140 What do you say? 267 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,160 I mean... It's a wonderful idea. 268 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,460 In theory... I mean... 269 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:55,360 I can... 270 00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,240 I can get time off from work. 271 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:58,480 Yes, you can, Kenny. 272 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:58,820 Sweet. 273 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,256 Kenny, what are you talking about? 274 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:00,680 You're it. 275 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,640 He's not... No. 276 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,700 He's not in. 277 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:05,280 He says, like, one thing and you're in already. 278 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,440 You're going to the Amazon. 279 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,520 He's not in. 280 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,040 What do you say? 281 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:08,340 Claire? 282 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:13,100 I... I just... I don't know if I'm in the right headspace right now. 283 00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:13,480 Of course you are. 284 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,676 Divorce... Of course you're not in the right headspace. 285 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,780 That's the best headspace. 286 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:17,600 Are you kidding me? 287 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,400 Come on. 288 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,800 It's like he pray love and... 289 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:20,680 shit. 290 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,240 Come on. 291 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,160 You know what? 292 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,100 I'm in. 293 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:25,640 What? 294 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,220 Yes. 295 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:26,740 Really? 296 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,220 Sweet. 297 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:27,600 Yeah. 298 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,680 I mean, my life is totally shit anyway, so... God, I'm so happy to hear that. 299 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:32,080 Hmm. 300 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,760 I mean, not that your life is shit, but that you're in. 301 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,245 Besides, as soon as Doug says yes, we'll 302 00:14:37,246 --> 00:14:39,080 probably need you to finance this whole thing. 303 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,200 What? 304 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,760 Doug? 305 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:46,350 Griff. 306 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:47,810 I'm sorry. 307 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:48,510 Yes? 308 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,750 I've got responsibilities. 309 00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:52,490 I've got Mailey, Charlie, my job. 310 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:53,210 I know. 311 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,150 I'm faking it. 312 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:55,366 I'm faking, uh, wedding videos. 313 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:55,730 Films. 314 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:56,910 Right. 315 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,700 It's a good life, you know. 316 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,830 It's a B, B plus life. 317 00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:02,850 B? 318 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,160 B plus life? 319 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,710 It's a good life. 320 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:11,950 Do you remember when we were kids and we would stay up until 4 in the morning, 321 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,060 hanging out in Mom's basement watching horror movies? 322 00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:16,710 Scaring the shit out of ourselves? 323 00:15:17,075 --> 00:15:19,230 Texas Chainsaw on, like, repeat? 324 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:21,450 Now we have the chance to make one ourselves. 325 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,090 Dude. 326 00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:25,451 That's what we dreamed about ever since we were little kids. 327 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,230 I hear you. 328 00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:31,450 But we're not kids anymore, Griff. 329 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:33,350 I'm sorry. 330 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:36,670 Yeah. 331 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:37,950 No. 332 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,730 I just... 333 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,610 I get it. 334 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,650 I do. 335 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:43,950 Thank you. 336 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,960 Still watching the quatch. 337 00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,040 Charlie, why don't you go to bed? 338 00:15:59,060 --> 00:15:59,140 I do. 339 00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,141 Check on those cookies. 340 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,100 Okay. 341 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,120 But I'm pausing it. 342 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,220 So? 343 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:04,940 Don't touch it. 344 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,140 Gonna need some ice cold milch with that. 345 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,380 You got it. 346 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,580 What are you doing? 347 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:12,040 What? 348 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,580 Just go make the movie. 349 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:14,340 Melee. 350 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,440 Come on. 351 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,960 Every time you watch this thing, you light up. 352 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,520 Like, I haven't seen you light up in a long time. 353 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:21,400 So what? 354 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:24,220 I'm supposed to chase some Hollywood fantasy I had as a kid? 355 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,560 Waste a bunch of money and time? 356 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:27,100 And for what? 357 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,900 In the end, what's it going to change? 358 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,940 I don't know. 359 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:32,980 Okay. 360 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,500 Okay. 361 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,060 Okay. 362 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,580 Holy shit. 363 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,580 What am I singing?! 364 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,880 Hello? 365 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,490 I don't want to wait, ma'am. 366 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,960 Our lives could be like this. 367 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:27,940 Over. 368 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,256 What are you talking about? 369 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,280 The Anaconda thing. 370 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,290 You were serious, right? 371 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,540 Yes, very. 372 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,760 Then let's do it. 373 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,760 Let's reboot Anaconda. 374 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,020 Yes! 375 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,160 Yes. 376 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,810 DeWise, soup to nuts, what does it cost to get this thing made? 377 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,586 I figure we need three weeks of shooting. 378 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:13,548 Some VFX, some SFX, a riverboat, with a real captain, 379 00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:17,690 travel to and from a jungle, and a gigantic real snake. 380 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,090 Reverbably a rental. 381 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,170 Rental, copy. 382 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,570 All in to two and a half million dollars. 383 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,370 That sounds right. 384 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,670 We've approved a loan for you for up to... 385 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,130 $9,400. 386 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,090 Yes. 387 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,670 That provides the budget down to $43,000 all in. 388 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800 That sounds more right. 389 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,830 Now the film does have to be scary, right? 390 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:40,470 Terrifying. 391 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:44,050 But it can't just be about a giant snake killing people. 392 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:44,590 Exactly. 393 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:44,610 You know? 394 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,330 It has to be about something, right? 395 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,590 Right. 396 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,170 I mean... 397 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,210 Themes. 398 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,270 Come on. 399 00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:54,990 Like grief. 400 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:55,690 What about revenge? 401 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:56,870 In terms of themes? 402 00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:58,570 That's like one of the top ones. 403 00:18:58,770 --> 00:18:59,530 Oh my god. 404 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,250 I got a good one. 405 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,350 Hit me. 406 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:02,630 Intergenerational trauma. 407 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,790 I love intergenerational trauma. 408 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,710 Who doesn't love intergenerational trauma? 409 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,170 It's the best. 410 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,350 We're onto something. 411 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,390 This is a masterpiece. 412 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,130 You're a goddamn genius. 413 00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:20,910 I love it. 414 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:21,930 Don't change a word. 415 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:22,410 Not a word. 416 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,050 You killed it. 417 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:23,370 It's scary. 418 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,470 It's emotional. 419 00:19:24,615 --> 00:19:25,666 It's funny when it needs to be. 420 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:25,710 Romantic. 421 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,150 Dude. 422 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:26,930 Thank you. 423 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,090 Hey, Doug. 424 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:37,310 I know that we had our little dust up, but I need to shoot this film, man. 425 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,450 Dust up? 426 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,030 Yeah. 427 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,730 He fired me from the wedding video stuff because I got a little wasted. 428 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,610 Knocked over the wedding cake. 429 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,070 But I'm dealing with it. 430 00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:50,690 Like getting sober? 431 00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:51,870 Yes. 432 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:54,010 Well, I mean, Buffalo sober. 433 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:55,010 Buffalo sober? 434 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:55,670 Mm-hmm. 435 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,810 Just beer and wine. 436 00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:59,890 And then some of the lighter liquors. 437 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,030 But definitely not all of them. 438 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,370 I'm proud of you. 439 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:06,850 Doug? 440 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,930 If I'm being honest, I enabled you a little bit. 441 00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,525 Of course you get a second chance. 442 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:14,550 Let's do this. 443 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:15,830 Nice. 444 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:16,850 Thank you, man. 445 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:18,570 Car is here. 446 00:20:18,571 --> 00:20:20,550 And you have the meth liquid. 447 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:21,010 Right? 448 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,290 You only take that once a week. 449 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:23,550 Yeah. 450 00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,370 I almost forgot. 451 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:26,670 Talk to me. 452 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,590 I got you this. 453 00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:30,850 What? 454 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,090 I know. 455 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,210 Pretty sick. 456 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,670 World's greatest Doug. 457 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,550 I thought I should say dad. 458 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:38,450 Whatever, man. 459 00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:38,890 It's funny. 460 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:39,770 I love it. 461 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:40,850 It's much better. 462 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,150 Good. 463 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,150 So it begins. 464 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:22,750 All right. 465 00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:22,930 Alright! 466 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,230 Made it! 467 00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:27,050 That's what I'm talking about! 468 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:29,210 Brasilia! 469 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:32,430 So hey, I was reading about anacondas on a plane. 470 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,390 Basically, they wait in the water for days, stalking their prey. 471 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,090 Never moving, just waiting. 472 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,470 And then when a prey comes, snatch and grab it. 473 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,606 A thousand pounds of pressure. 474 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:43,370 You think you're gonna get away? 475 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:43,950 You're not. 476 00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,190 Crushing you. 477 00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:46,750 Oxygen leaving your lungs. 478 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:49,990 Oh god, it's terrible. 479 00:21:49,991 --> 00:21:51,250 So like in the movie Anaconda. 480 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,430 Yeah, exactly. 481 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:53,470 So it's real. 482 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:54,820 Yeah, it's all real. 483 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,080 Very real. 484 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,150 There's the story of this woman. 485 00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:03,710 God bless her. 486 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,250 The snake wraps around her so tight. 487 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:10,730 The eyeballs just... 488 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,530 No way! 489 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,830 It was my grandmother, Silvana. 490 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,230 Shit! 491 00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:18,850 Horrible grandmother. 492 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:20,990 I feel sad. 493 00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:22,630 I'm sorry, who are you? 494 00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:24,170 Oh, I'm sorry. 495 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,250 Carlos Santiago. 496 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,540 Yeah, you can call me Santiago. 497 00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:29,510 Hey, it's Kenny from the phone. 498 00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:30,630 Kenny, yeah. 499 00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:33,070 This is our snake handler. 500 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:34,850 Oh, thank god. 501 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,046 You're supposed to be the best. 502 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:36,910 No, supposed to be. 503 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:37,990 I have a joker here. 504 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,470 No, I'm the best. 505 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,650 Yes. 506 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:41,410 That's good. 507 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:43,230 So, welcome to Brazil. 508 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:45,730 Let's meet a snake. 509 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,500 When 510 00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:21,260 I found him, he was dying of starvation. 511 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:26,600 His food supply was destroyed by gold miners who put mercury in the river. 512 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,120 Gold miners? 513 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:29,100 Gold mining poisons our land. 514 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:31,940 Their greed almost killed my snake. 515 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,580 Oh. 516 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:36,960 But I fed him by nursing him back to life. 517 00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:39,960 In many ways, he did the same for me. 518 00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:41,540 Ah, yes. 519 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,080 A tale as old as time, saved by a snake. 520 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:47,840 ... What's your name? 521 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,380 It was, uh, Griff. 522 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,560 Okay, Griff. 523 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:51,930 It's not only his name. 524 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:53,740 He's my tiny giant. 525 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,780 My friend. 526 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,980 One of the most important creatures of the arithmetological world. 527 00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:01,110 No, of course, I, uh, sure. 528 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,940 I didn't, I wasn't trying to... I, yes. 529 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,800 Okay, let me introduce you. 530 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,360 Heitor. 531 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,680 Heitor? 532 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,280 Oh, my goodness. 533 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,060 Hey, cutie. 534 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:18,080 Oh, thank you. 535 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,180 Oh, hell yes! 536 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,520 This thing is nuts! 537 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,520 There are rumors of condas even bigger. 538 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,420 Maybe four or five times this size. 539 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,416 Go ahead, Kenny, from the phone. 540 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,320 Um, is it true that they regurgitate their prey? 541 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:35,700 Sometimes. 542 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:41,060 I mean, if you're unlucky, you die right away because of suffocation. 543 00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:45,300 But only the lucky ones survive. 544 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Unlucky? 545 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:52,720 Yeah, because then you might actually be conscious 546 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:56,460 when the snake comes back to finish you off. 547 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,560 Gotcha. 548 00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:58,120 Ooh. 549 00:24:58,740 --> 00:24:59,740 Better to die. 550 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,000 Hey, let me ask you a question. 551 00:25:38,645 --> 00:25:43,590 Um, our snake guy, does he seem kind of batshit crazy? 552 00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:45,970 I mean, he's best friends with a snake. 553 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,586 Of course, he's a little quirky. 554 00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:47,810 Yeah. 555 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:48,590 But I like him. 556 00:25:48,770 --> 00:25:48,990 Really? 557 00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:49,590 Yeah. 558 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,570 Then again, I used up all my vacation days to come make a self-financed snake meeting 559 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,050 with you three, so... Your judgment's really off. 560 00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:58,070 My judgment is off. 561 00:25:58,150 --> 00:25:58,850 You know his husband. 562 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:00,550 Anybody talk to the captain? 563 00:26:00,610 --> 00:26:01,290 It's time to shoot. 564 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,590 Oh, I'll reach out again. 565 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:03,190 Awesome. 566 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,150 Hi, guys. 567 00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:06,290 My name is Anna. 568 00:26:06,450 --> 00:26:08,250 I believe you spoke to my father on the phone? 569 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,070 Bruno? 570 00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:10,590 That's your dad? 571 00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:13,270 Yeah, he sends his apologies, but he's at the hospital. 572 00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:13,870 Oh. 573 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,050 Ah, I'm sorry. 574 00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:17,471 Unfortunately, you'll have to make other accommodations 575 00:26:17,495 --> 00:26:20,470 because I need to take this boat upriver for a routine service. 576 00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:22,190 But I can assure you a full refund. 577 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,330 No, wait, wait! 578 00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:24,570 Everything else is booked. 579 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:24,830 Yeah. 580 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,870 And we're gonna shoot a movie. 581 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,080 It's a reboot. 582 00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:28,870 Manaconda? 583 00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:30,638 Technically, it's more of a reimagining, but 584 00:26:30,639 --> 00:26:32,430 it's actually more of a spiritual sequel. 585 00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:33,290 Good for you. 586 00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:34,530 There's gotta be a way, right? 587 00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:35,430 We can crew the boat. 588 00:26:35,570 --> 00:26:36,390 There's nothing I can do. 589 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:39,690 We have dreamed of making this film together our entire lives. 590 00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:40,490 Please. 591 00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:42,050 I am begging you. 592 00:26:42,190 --> 00:26:43,190 Please. 593 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,370 Help us find another way. 594 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:45,290 Let's do this. 595 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:45,970 But, but fast. 596 00:26:46,110 --> 00:26:46,330 Yes! 597 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,370 Yes! 598 00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:51,330 Oh. 599 00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:51,250 One more thing, you guys. 600 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,670 Before we go to bed, we got a big day tomorrow. 601 00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:58,050 If you remember, we had a tradition on all our films. 602 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:02,030 The night before we started shooting, we would say a prayer to the movie gods. 603 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:05,170 Asking them to basically not screw us over. 604 00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:08,750 And for the first time ever, may they listen. 605 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:10,230 Come on, to the movie gods. 606 00:28:25,730 --> 00:28:26,890 Alright, we're rolling. 607 00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:28,970 Manaconda, scene 15, take 1. 608 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:29,610 Slap it. 609 00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:30,590 Bella! 610 00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:31,850 What? 611 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:34,466 What the hell are you still doing here? 612 00:28:34,490 --> 00:28:35,630 I've come to take you home. 613 00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:38,230 It's time you stop chasing this mythical snake. 614 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,230 And what if I'm not prone to giving up? 615 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:43,110 I didn't see you filming there. 616 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,050 What are we doing, an APK? 617 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:46,190 Background DVD. 618 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:46,990 Bonus stuff. 619 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:52,770 The Anaconda is the story of an intrepid biologist, played by Claire, who hires an 620 00:28:52,771 --> 00:28:56,976 unhinged snake tracker, played by Griff, to hunt down and 621 00:28:56,977 --> 00:29:00,410 kill a giant mythical conda that ate her entire family. 622 00:29:00,411 --> 00:29:02,910 Come and get me, you goddamn snake! 623 00:29:03,170 --> 00:29:05,330 And on a deeper level, it's about chasing your dreams. 624 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:10,230 And camera set, pushups good, and action! 625 00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:12,070 What's it like shooting with Doug again? 626 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:15,910 He and I are best friends, we've worked together our whole lives, and I went out 627 00:29:15,911 --> 00:29:19,690 to LA and he was gonna come out, we were gonna be a partnership and he didn't do it. 628 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:23,850 Griff and I planned to work together in LA, but you know, life intervened. 629 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,515 But it doesn't matter, because now we're together, and now 630 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:28,590 we're back, we're making this, and it's as it should be. 631 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:29,850 I am the instant! 632 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,110 The other conda moves slow and steady. 633 00:29:33,745 --> 00:29:34,870 Sometimes it goes fast. 634 00:29:35,135 --> 00:29:37,090 Snake B.O.V., R.D., take one! 635 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,790 No, it's not working. 636 00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:42,290 Snake B.O.V., the right way, take two. 637 00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:47,890 Sometimes he goes from above in the trees, sometimes from below in the water. 638 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:51,990 The toothpick, it unlocked a couple of aspects of his character for me. 639 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:53,090 Something there. 640 00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:56,510 Ah! 641 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:59,150 Why would I be nervous about doing a love story with Griff? 642 00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:00,270 You guys used to date. 643 00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:01,990 That was a long time ago. 644 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:04,590 A little bit of chaos is part of the ingredients. 645 00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:09,010 This 646 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,610 might be the last time you look at each other! 647 00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:19,350 You think you'd be a little nicer to the guy who's out here to save your life? 648 00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:20,590 You're an asshole. 649 00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:22,050 Ah! 650 00:30:24,410 --> 00:30:25,670 And a P.H.T. 651 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,520 And cut! 652 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:31,980 Great stuff, guys. 653 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,540 We got it. 654 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,860 Should we go one more time? 655 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,400 Wanna try it again? 656 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,920 No, I'm good if you're good. 657 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,060 Let's go one more time! 658 00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:50,110 The chemistry between you two is... 659 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,590 like we were right back in high school. 660 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,660 When you looked up at her. 661 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:56,430 Well, that's because of your note. 662 00:30:56,630 --> 00:30:58,426 About taking the beat right before you did it. 663 00:30:58,450 --> 00:30:59,710 Yeah, yeah, I made the scene. 664 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,490 I tell you, I never felt like this on SWAT. 665 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,906 I mean, granted, I was only in a couple of episodes, but it was never collaborative. 666 00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:08,930 It was never fun. 667 00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,690 Not like this. 668 00:31:11,610 --> 00:31:13,650 This is... Like we were back on Quatch? 669 00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:16,690 Yeah. 670 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:19,350 Yeah. 671 00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:33,910 Hey, so, one script thing. 672 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,910 Let's take it at the midway point. 673 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:45,930 Instead of talking the bad guy out of it, what if Claire's character headbutts him? 674 00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:48,310 Sorry, headbutts him? 675 00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:49,790 Headbutts him. 676 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:51,170 Or... 677 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:54,170 We both do. 678 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:55,330 Double headbutts. 679 00:31:55,770 --> 00:31:56,610 Come on. 680 00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:57,710 It's kind of revolutionary. 681 00:31:57,830 --> 00:31:58,950 That is super revolutionary. 682 00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:01,110 Why is that super revolutionary? 683 00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:03,090 It's never been done. 684 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,590 Jesus Christ, this is a beautiful scene with real stakes, Doug. 685 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,140 Feel free to weigh in here. 686 00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:09,270 No, I hear you. 687 00:32:09,271 --> 00:32:09,590 I do. 688 00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:12,070 And as always, I trust your instincts on this. 689 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,670 But a double headbutt is pretty revolutionary. 690 00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:17,130 Right? 691 00:32:17,150 --> 00:32:17,430 Isn't it? 692 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,700 It's very revolutionary. 693 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:19,270 Yes! 694 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:20,490 There's no denying it. 695 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:24,050 Claire, is the problem that you don't know how to headbutt? 696 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,830 Why would I not know how to headbutt? 697 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,526 We're not born with these skills. 698 00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:28,670 We learn them along the way. 699 00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:29,050 Let me show you. 700 00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:30,210 Tight core. 701 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:30,850 Breathe in. 702 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:31,940 Hold that breath. 703 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,310 And you can vocalize. 704 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,170 Another kind of headbutt is more unleashed. 705 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:39,690 Just full on... 706 00:32:40,910 --> 00:32:42,510 You got the arms in there. 707 00:32:42,590 --> 00:32:42,930 That's good. 708 00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:44,270 Send that shit into the goal. 709 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,410 Or you put some Brazilian sauce on that. 710 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:47,590 You know. 711 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:49,730 Toma! 712 00:32:49,731 --> 00:32:50,330 Toma! 713 00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:50,990 Toma! 714 00:32:50,991 --> 00:32:51,390 Toma. 715 00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:52,330 I love it. 716 00:32:52,331 --> 00:32:54,050 It's a Brazilian spice. 717 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:54,850 Yeah! 718 00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:56,530 I would do a headbutt. 719 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,550 I would go for the bridge of the nose. 720 00:32:58,730 --> 00:32:59,910 Just crack it. 721 00:33:00,550 --> 00:33:02,650 - Jesus! - That's it! 722 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,040 I'm sorry, but how could this happen? 723 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,976 Kenny, I thought you said this guy was a pro. 724 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 That's what he said. 725 00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:15,200 But he hasn't provided us with a certificate. 726 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,180 You fixed the crate, right? 727 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:17,960 It's taken care of? 728 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:18,740 My thing. 729 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,400 My job. 730 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,680 Under control. 731 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,760 All good. 732 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:26,660 My Hector is a beautiful, intelligent, smart, sexy creature. 733 00:34:26,735 --> 00:34:29,680 He does exactly what I command. 734 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:35,049 And I would never let anything happen to you or 735 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:39,041 the crazy one or her or her or this Hector here. 736 00:34:39,490 --> 00:34:41,100 So have a good night. 737 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:48,280 May the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams. 738 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,480 Jesus! 739 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:54,160 That is a boy! 740 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,260 Okay, actors on your marks. 741 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,620 Santiago, is Hector ready? 742 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:14,340 Yes. 743 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:15,720 Hector is always ready. 744 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:16,500 Hector is ready. 745 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:17,880 And action! 746 00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:24,350 Cut, please. 747 00:35:25,730 --> 00:35:26,730 Um, cut? 748 00:35:26,930 --> 00:35:27,390 Yeah. 749 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,480 All right, cut. 750 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,400 Kenny, do you mind if I... 751 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:31,770 Santiago, take five. 752 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:32,910 Hector, five. 753 00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:33,930 Hey. 754 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:34,530 Wow. 755 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:38,650 It's huge when you see it up close in person like that. 756 00:35:39,185 --> 00:35:40,185 Majestic creature. 757 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:41,890 But I just want to... 758 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:47,030 I throw myself in front of the snake to kind of protect Claire's character. 759 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:47,670 Right? 760 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:48,150 Correct. 761 00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:52,150 Is there any value in not doing that? 762 00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:53,230 What? 763 00:35:53,290 --> 00:35:53,530 No. 764 00:35:53,970 --> 00:35:54,710 No, no. 765 00:35:54,950 --> 00:35:56,890 He sacrifices himself for her. 766 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,430 It caps his arc. 767 00:35:58,530 --> 00:35:59,530 It's so important. 768 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:02,430 And also, dude, it's totally safe. 769 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,590 Santiago has Hector under control. 770 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:05,970 Okay. 771 00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,550 You got nothing to worry about. 772 00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:10,170 We're good. 773 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:10,610 Yeah. 774 00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:11,170 We're good. 775 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:11,830 Okay. 776 00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:13,010 All right, let's do this. 777 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:14,740 All right, take it from the top. 778 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:17,270 Back to one. 779 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:19,930 Santiago, Hector. 780 00:36:21,450 --> 00:36:22,450 Action! 781 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:23,850 Go! 782 00:36:24,830 --> 00:36:25,950 I'm not leaving! 783 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,850 Not without you, Derek. 784 00:36:27,970 --> 00:36:29,110 This thing's got me. 785 00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:31,230 The war's depending on you. 786 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:32,930 I'm depending on you. 787 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,490 Dammit, I love you, Derek. 788 00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:36,650 Man, oil! 789 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,210 Okay, okay. 790 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:41,950 Put your face right up next to the snake. 791 00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:42,750 I don't like this. 792 00:36:42,751 --> 00:36:43,530 I don't want to do it anymore. 793 00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:44,730 Get closer. 794 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:45,810 Get closer. 795 00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:46,930 He's friendly. 796 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:48,130 What did you gotta do? 797 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:50,210 No, I don't quite have a touch. 798 00:36:50,211 --> 00:36:50,850 You got the shot. 799 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:53,330 This is gold. 800 00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:54,610 Just give me one more second. 801 00:36:54,890 --> 00:36:57,050 One inch closer to your face. 802 00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,750 Get it right up in there. 803 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,190 You're a hero! 804 00:37:00,191 --> 00:37:01,191 Get out! 805 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:03,490 No! 806 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,500 I 807 00:37:31,990 --> 00:37:34,280 know you think this is strange. 808 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,340 I know you think this is strange. 809 00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:39,440 A grown man get emotional over some dad snake. 810 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:39,940 A grown man get emotional over some dad snake. 811 00:37:39,941 --> 00:37:40,941 Jesus. 812 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,135 But I love him. 813 00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:45,310 And he love him back. 814 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:47,020 Whatever way he could. 815 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:50,980 Oh, God! 816 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,040 Oh, God! 817 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,120 No! 818 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:55,990 Why is Kenny crying? 819 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Ugh. 820 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,720 Hey, I don't want you here. 821 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,960 Not for this! 822 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,070 You tried to murder me. 823 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:04,960 Griff? 824 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:05,480 What? 825 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:07,040 Let the man grieve. 826 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,420 You murdered my friend! 827 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,900 Just get out of my face! 828 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,160 Where am I supposed to go? 829 00:38:11,161 --> 00:38:12,161 Griff, go! 830 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280 Just move! 831 00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:40,770 Oh, it is my friend. 832 00:38:43,710 --> 00:38:45,950 Snake of the fine snakes. 833 00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:51,410 Welcome here, my dear friend. 834 00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:54,910 Snake-ity snake. 835 00:38:54,911 --> 00:38:56,610 Snake-ity snake. 836 00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:58,960 Snake-ity snake. 837 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,450 Snake-ity snake. 838 00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:04,910 Snake-ity fine snakes. 839 00:39:05,130 --> 00:39:06,130 Wow. 840 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:11,660 What are you doing there? 841 00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:14,436 I am making some weird funeral. 842 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:15,540 It is some type of a snake. 843 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,620 What are you talking about? 844 00:39:18,030 --> 00:39:19,030 Snake funeral. 845 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,320 Sorry. 846 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,920 I'm sorry. 847 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,290 I can't help you with anything. 848 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:29,750 No, not you! 849 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:30,060 No! 850 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:30,860 I know, I'm sorry. 851 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,800 I don't mean... I'm not trying to disturb you. 852 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,000 I just wanted... Just leave me alone! 853 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,080 I'm sorry for your loss. 854 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,920 I know you don't believe me, but it's true. 855 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,020 I really am. 856 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,840 A friend of mine died once too, and it hurts. 857 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,880 Was it a snake? 858 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:47,740 Was it a snake? 859 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:50,680 No. 860 00:40:51,130 --> 00:40:54,400 It was just a... human person. 861 00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:55,860 Oh. 862 00:40:56,450 --> 00:40:57,450 Still sad, right? 863 00:40:59,120 --> 00:40:59,600 Totally. 864 00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:01,940 Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 865 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,520 Beer? 866 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,240 Well, I don't have much feels here, but yeah, I'll just mix it up. 867 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,060 A few commercials, TV... 868 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,180 Did a few episodes of SWAT. 869 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Oh, SWAT? 870 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:16,300 Yeah. 871 00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:17,790 Oh, I like that one. 872 00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:21,800 I swear, I even had the last line text. 873 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,220 The last text. 874 00:41:23,745 --> 00:41:25,040 Last line is season three. 875 00:41:25,215 --> 00:41:26,215 So what happened? 876 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,933 Well, the producers decided that they didn't 877 00:41:27,993 --> 00:41:30,820 really need that character, so they got rid of me. 878 00:41:32,170 --> 00:41:35,220 I mean, it's only been going about eight or nine more seasons. 879 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,190 They don't deserve you. 880 00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:40,190 Yeah, you're a star. 881 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:43,300 Thank you. 882 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,460 Yeah. 883 00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:45,490 You're thinking of us? 884 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,080 I mean, an industrial? 885 00:41:47,081 --> 00:41:48,920 You know what movie I like? 886 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,360 What? 887 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,280 The Legend of Bagger Vance. 888 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,660 You should do a movie like that. 889 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:55,860 Oh, man, I wish. 890 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,080 Yeah. 891 00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,900 I like you. 892 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:00,940 I like you, too. 893 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,140 You know what? 894 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:02,520 What? 895 00:42:02,830 --> 00:42:05,720 I'll get a new snake for your movie now. 896 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,360 Really? 897 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,100 Yes. 898 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,100 Oh, my God. 899 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,240 Thank you so much. 900 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,380 You come with me, of course. 901 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,440 What? 902 00:42:13,441 --> 00:42:14,441 I'm sorry. 903 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,460 Should we be in here? 904 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,080 Maybe we should head back. 905 00:42:25,190 --> 00:42:26,190 What was that? 906 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,510 What was that? 907 00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:27,790 Shh. 908 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:29,610 Shh. 909 00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:31,630 Listen. 910 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,020 There are snakes around here. 911 00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:35,270 I can feel it. 912 00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:38,190 What does it feel like? 913 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:39,930 I don't know. 914 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,390 It's just very snakey. 915 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:44,210 What's... it's snakey? 916 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:47,710 What? 917 00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:54,650 It's something in your mouth that's made you crash into the ground. 918 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,740 It's making you nicely ugly. 919 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,100 It's a worm. 920 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:03,660 Okay. 921 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,520 Okay. 922 00:43:04,521 --> 00:43:12,000 I don't really know what that is. 923 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,510 I'm not sure. 924 00:43:30,530 --> 00:43:30,610 This is a snake. 925 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:31,611 Why does it need a snake? 926 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:32,710 I don't know. 927 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:33,890 You know what? 928 00:43:33,891 --> 00:43:34,330 Let's go back to the boat. 929 00:43:34,450 --> 00:43:35,490 Let's go back to the boat. 930 00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:38,350 Santiago! 931 00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:40,430 Santiago! 932 00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:43,010 SANTIAGO! 933 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:48,290 Nope. 934 00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:33,140 Hey, have you seen Santiago? 935 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:34,660 I don't think he's come back. 936 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,020 Back? 937 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:35,840 From what? 938 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,620 We went out to go get a new snake. 939 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:41,260 You went to find a snake in the middle of the night? 940 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:42,676 Yeah, but we need one for the movie. 941 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,240 It was dark. 942 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:43,900 We got separated. 943 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,060 It was crazy out there. 944 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,100 Griff, Griff, Griff. 945 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:46,480 What? 946 00:44:46,870 --> 00:44:49,870 You went out in the middle of the night to find a juicy snake in the jungle? 947 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,220 You know what that's called? 948 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,020 Producing. 949 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:54,980 Really? 950 00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:58,380 I guarantee he will be back with a giant snake. 951 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,240 And you and I are making movies. 952 00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,520 You're right. 953 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:03,940 Santiago's a pro. 954 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,040 He'll be fine. 955 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,030 If he's not back soon, we'll go look for him. 956 00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:33,080 Thank you very much, Santiago. 957 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,720 Guys, it's been over an hour. 958 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,820 I have to go find him. 959 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,300 Well, you're not going alone. 960 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:42,740 Yeah, we're definitely coming with you. 961 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,760 It's safer that way. 962 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,800 Have you guys tried this thing? 963 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:51,960 It's like a warm bowl of soup, but in chair form. 964 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,960 Yeah, man. 965 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,080 Chairs. 966 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:56,780 They, like, hold you, man. 967 00:45:58,370 --> 00:46:00,120 They literally have arms, right? 968 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,600 Yeah. 969 00:46:02,601 --> 00:46:03,601 Oh, wow. 970 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:06,020 Like when your parents are gone? 971 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,120 We still have chairs, you know? 972 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:15,360 The hell are you talking about? 973 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,200 Let's go find Santiago. 974 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,860 Let's get a snake for our snake movie. 975 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:20,660 Yeah, Santiago! 976 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,940 Let's go! 977 00:46:29,530 --> 00:46:30,530 Hey. 978 00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:33,010 What direction are we heading in? 979 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:35,030 Um... 980 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:38,150 Wait, Kenny. 981 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,130 Are you high right now? 982 00:46:40,370 --> 00:46:41,450 Yeah, but I'm good. 983 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:42,550 I already peaked. 984 00:46:42,610 --> 00:46:43,650 Jesus Christ, Kenny! 985 00:46:44,050 --> 00:46:45,050 We're completely lost! 986 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,240 Wait, you guys. 987 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,400 This way. 988 00:46:51,410 --> 00:46:52,770 It looks like the gold camper, man. 989 00:46:54,190 --> 00:47:11,890 He's on the boat. 990 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,910 I need you to do a search in the area. 991 00:47:15,390 --> 00:47:16,390 Oh, yeah. 992 00:47:16,510 --> 00:47:17,890 I'm afraid to stay in the jungle. 993 00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:19,590 It doesn't matter. 994 00:47:19,950 --> 00:47:20,770 We have to find her. 995 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:21,771 What the hell? 996 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:26,860 What is that? 997 00:47:27,690 --> 00:47:29,900 Oh, maybe Santiago's sleeping in there. 998 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,360 Hola. 999 00:47:36,370 --> 00:47:37,370 Looks totally abandoned. 1000 00:47:38,410 --> 00:47:39,410 Anybody home? 1001 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,800 Maybe some food and water. 1002 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,460 We could stay here. 1003 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,660 At least tonight. 1004 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:56,700 Oh, man. 1005 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:58,260 There's got to be snacks in here. 1006 00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:31,020 I'm going. 1007 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:34,620 Oh, man, you're going on a break. 1008 00:48:35,055 --> 00:48:36,320 That's where that guy went. 1009 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:37,120 Oh, my God. 1010 00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:38,140 What is out there? 1011 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,360 We gotta go now. 1012 00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:52,190 Let's go. 1013 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:52,530 Let's go. 1014 00:48:52,570 --> 00:48:53,726 We can't let it crush the man. 1015 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:54,830 Crush the man? 1016 00:48:55,170 --> 00:48:55,990 I'm going back to the station. 1017 00:48:55,991 --> 00:48:56,130 Wait, what is going on? 1018 00:48:56,131 --> 00:48:56,330 What? 1019 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:58,530 It's not... it's a camper van. 1020 00:48:58,690 --> 00:48:59,070 Probably. 1021 00:48:59,310 --> 00:49:01,530 It's got a split-charge battery. 1022 00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:03,170 The relay probably popped off. 1023 00:49:03,171 --> 00:49:04,171 It's underneath the hood. 1024 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,310 Kenny, can you fix it? 1025 00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:10,643 Usually I can fix it, yes, but I'm still having some visual problems because of the. 1026 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,150 You did it to me again! 1027 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:15,870 You did it on the wedding video and I can waste it off your ass! 1028 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:16,670 Again! 1029 00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:18,370 I'm really sorry, boss. 1030 00:49:18,610 --> 00:49:20,230 You're Buffalo Sober! 1031 00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:21,830 You're Buffalo Sober! 1032 00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:23,190 Do you have any more? 1033 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,270 Wes, please, can you fix it? 1034 00:49:25,271 --> 00:49:27,146 I think I'm better suited to be your wheel mate. 1035 00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:27,690 What are you talking about? 1036 00:49:27,770 --> 00:49:29,326 I've always been a better driver than you. 1037 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:30,590 No, you've been a safer driver. 1038 00:49:30,815 --> 00:49:32,770 I passed the driver's test on my first drive. 1039 00:49:32,850 --> 00:49:33,850 You took three times! 1040 00:49:34,030 --> 00:49:35,746 Yeah, but that's because I... that was because of yield. 1041 00:49:35,770 --> 00:49:37,410 I didn't know... now I know what that is. 1042 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,050 Oh my god, we're gonna die. 1043 00:49:41,610 --> 00:49:42,610 Sorry. 1044 00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:45,230 I'll just fix it. 1045 00:51:14,850 --> 00:51:15,750 Hey, what was that? 1046 00:51:15,790 --> 00:51:17,230 You're not supposed to get that big! 1047 00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:29,530 Hey, maybe we can ask these guys for help! 1048 00:51:29,630 --> 00:51:31,310 We have to stop! 1049 00:51:31,530 --> 00:51:32,770 Do not stop the car! 1050 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:33,930 Anna, what is going on? 1051 00:51:34,150 --> 00:51:36,770 They're illegal gold miners who patrol the jungles around here. 1052 00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:38,090 These guys are dangerous. 1053 00:51:38,450 --> 00:51:40,910 They'll kill anyone who crosses into their territory. 1054 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,150 Ah, shit! 1055 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:43,270 They're gonna kill us! 1056 00:51:43,330 --> 00:51:45,550 What are they shooting at us? 1057 00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:49,190 We're gonna get you dry really fast now! 1058 00:51:51,550 --> 00:51:52,490 Whoa, whoa! 1059 00:51:52,570 --> 00:51:53,570 Anna, what are you doing? 1060 00:51:57,610 --> 00:51:58,950 Annie, are you getting this? 1061 00:51:59,410 --> 00:52:00,410 Yes! 1062 00:52:01,150 --> 00:52:02,150 Keep rolling! 1063 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:06,890 Rip faster! 1064 00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:36,430 Where is she? 1065 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:37,510 Oh my god. 1066 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:38,630 Where is she? 1067 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:41,960 Who? 1068 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,360 Who do you mean? 1069 00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:44,850 I know there's someone else here. 1070 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000 So? 1071 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,100 Where is she? 1072 00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,340 Let's go, come on! 1073 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:54,760 We gotta go, fast! 1074 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,880 Look, I can get you guys out of here. 1075 00:52:59,270 --> 00:53:01,040 All we need to do is keep heading north. 1076 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:04,500 There's a small airport about a day and a half from here. 1077 00:53:05,340 --> 00:53:06,340 You can get us home? 1078 00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:06,960 Yes. 1079 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,280 Get us home. 1080 00:53:08,565 --> 00:53:09,565 I think we gotta call it. 1081 00:53:10,310 --> 00:53:12,270 Man, we've got such good stuff and we're so close. 1082 00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:14,860 Really? 1083 00:53:14,861 --> 00:53:15,861 We're going home? 1084 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,340 Buddy, I know. 1085 00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:19,650 I don't want to go home empty-handed either. 1086 00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,100 But we came out here to make Anaconda. 1087 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:24,330 And now we're in it. 1088 00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:33,290 I'm sorry. 1089 00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:12,860 Guys? 1090 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,920 Emergency meeting. 1091 00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:16,320 Cast and crew only. 1092 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:17,040 Tammy, sit down. 1093 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,400 New pages. 1094 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,680 We have some time before the next port. 1095 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:25,020 And I had an idea last night that I think is just too damn good not to shoot. 1096 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:25,420 Doug! 1097 00:54:26,070 --> 00:54:27,680 Everybody's pretty burnt, man. 1098 00:54:27,940 --> 00:54:28,600 Just hear me out. 1099 00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:30,080 I'm begging you, please, Kenny. 1100 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:30,520 All right. 1101 00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:31,120 Sorry, boss. 1102 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:31,600 Thank you. 1103 00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:35,101 What if you two, on your way to find the Anaconda, 1104 00:54:35,102 --> 00:54:37,881 run into a total badass on an incredible quest? 1105 00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:39,600 Oh, that's interesting. 1106 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,120 Let me guess. 1107 00:54:41,650 --> 00:54:43,220 To expose illegal gold miners? 1108 00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:44,120 Bingo. 1109 00:54:44,330 --> 00:54:45,330 Raising the stakes? 1110 00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:46,080 Exactly. 1111 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,528 And while they're hunting down this mythical snake, 1112 00:54:48,578 --> 00:54:50,450 they actually end up fighting the real villain. 1113 00:54:51,050 --> 00:54:51,820 An even bigger snake. 1114 00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:52,580 Man. 1115 00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:53,540 Oh, yeah. 1116 00:54:53,820 --> 00:54:54,820 Yes. 1117 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,440 Man. 1118 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:56,940 I like this. 1119 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,720 This is good. 1120 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,640 And if we add this element, it does make the movie much bigger. 1121 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,280 Like now it's... 1122 00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:04,820 about something. 1123 00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:08,340 Themes. 1124 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:09,660 Themes. 1125 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:12,620 Yeah. 1126 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:18,660 Okay. 1127 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,140 You know what, guys? 1128 00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:22,880 I didn't want to say anything before, but... 1129 00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:26,420 this thing might be an awards play. 1130 00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:31,140 I mean, the Academy loves social work. 1131 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,220 Right? 1132 00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:34,300 Dude. 1133 00:55:35,195 --> 00:55:36,635 You could be the white Jordan Peele. 1134 00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:39,460 I was thinking the same thing. 1135 00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:44,480 We've been through so much, you guys. 1136 00:55:45,330 --> 00:55:46,680 Let's finish this movie. 1137 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280 I'm in. 1138 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,420 Let's do it. 1139 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,520 Yeah. 1140 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,360 One night job. 1141 00:55:55,361 --> 00:55:56,761 To play this new awesome character. 1142 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,960 And cut. 1143 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,280 Yes. 1144 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:07,700 That's what I'm talking about. 1145 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:08,320 Nice. 1146 00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:10,000 You sure you've never acted before? 1147 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:10,760 I swear. 1148 00:56:11,210 --> 00:56:12,770 Some of the best acting I've ever seen. 1149 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,200 You're a natural. 1150 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:15,380 You're incredible. 1151 00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:15,700 Thank you. 1152 00:56:15,845 --> 00:56:17,320 Take five, next up we got 72. 1153 00:56:18,355 --> 00:56:20,600 Guys, Guys, you see what I'm saying? 1154 00:56:21,990 --> 00:56:22,760 She's incredible, right? 1155 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,240 Yeah, yes. 1156 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:25,120 Hey, a question though. 1157 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,760 If she saves us, it doesn't really give my character anything to do. 1158 00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:30,940 Yeah. 1159 00:56:31,150 --> 00:56:34,780 This was supposed to be the moment where my character starts falling for Derek, 1160 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,580 so he needs to do something heroic, you know? 1161 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:38,560 Unselfish. 1162 00:56:38,660 --> 00:56:39,660 I don't know, you guys. 1163 00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:41,130 This just feels like her moment. 1164 00:56:41,510 --> 00:56:43,200 She actually did it in real life. 1165 00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:47,680 But good news, I'm gonna shoot all the rest on her so you guys have the day off. 1166 00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:49,740 See you later. 1167 00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:52,410 Take the day off. 1168 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:54,700 Huh. 1169 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,340 This is our movie, Griff. 1170 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,040 And he's just cutting us out. 1171 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:04,840 Yep. 1172 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,400 Welcome to show business, baby. 1173 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:09,460 You're not in it unless you're getting screwed over by your friends. 1174 00:57:14,290 --> 00:57:17,380 You ever wake up and wonder, what the hell have I done with my life? 1175 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:19,480 Yeah. 1176 00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:20,481 Like every day. 1177 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,060 Hey, at least you had the guts to go after what you did. 1178 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:23,660 No. 1179 00:57:23,661 --> 00:57:25,221 You think I wanted to go to law school? 1180 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,616 What have I got to show for it, though, huh? 1181 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:28,640 You know what I have? 1182 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:32,000 I have a terrible apartment and a 74-year-old roommate. 1183 00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:37,400 Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel air conditioning. 1184 00:57:39,130 --> 00:57:40,210 You at least have a career. 1185 00:57:42,150 --> 00:57:43,800 I mean, what do I have to show for it? 1186 00:57:45,370 --> 00:57:46,370 I got no family. 1187 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,040 No career. 1188 00:57:49,180 --> 00:57:50,500 Never done anything that matters. 1189 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,040 I have nothing. 1190 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,560 It's never too late. 1191 00:58:05,150 --> 00:58:06,350 Griff, I know you're in there. 1192 00:58:06,590 --> 00:58:07,590 Let's make a movie. 1193 00:58:12,350 --> 00:58:13,070 Hola, amigo. 1194 00:58:13,310 --> 00:58:14,130 Jesus, come on. 1195 00:58:14,150 --> 00:58:14,670 Get dressed. 1196 00:58:14,850 --> 00:58:15,850 We've got a packed day. 1197 00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:16,570 What are you talking about? 1198 00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:17,590 I am dressed. 1199 00:58:17,690 --> 00:58:19,610 I'm dressed really, pretty, very nicely. 1200 00:58:19,790 --> 00:58:20,010 All right. 1201 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,560 Can you just take a cold shower? 1202 00:58:21,730 --> 00:58:22,930 We've got to film, like, now. 1203 00:58:22,931 --> 00:58:23,350 Here's an idea. 1204 00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:25,070 You know what you should call the movie? 1205 00:58:26,510 --> 00:58:26,870 Anaconda. 1206 00:58:26,871 --> 00:58:27,871 Get it? 1207 00:58:28,690 --> 00:58:29,050 Anaconda. 1208 00:58:29,170 --> 00:58:29,850 Because of Anna. 1209 00:58:30,105 --> 00:58:31,530 Can you just get in costume? 1210 00:58:31,950 --> 00:58:32,430 Hey, you know what? 1211 00:58:32,450 --> 00:58:34,250 You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me. 1212 00:58:34,790 --> 00:58:38,891 Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo shooting your bullshit wedding videos. 1213 00:58:40,290 --> 00:58:40,650 Films. 1214 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,400 Yeah, you can tell yourself that. 1215 00:58:42,550 --> 00:58:43,050 My God. 1216 00:58:43,110 --> 00:58:43,350 You know what? 1217 00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:45,010 I vouch for you, too. 1218 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:46,350 Even the rights holders. 1219 00:58:46,510 --> 00:58:47,646 They're like, who is this guy? 1220 00:58:47,670 --> 00:58:48,450 I said, trust me. 1221 00:58:48,470 --> 00:58:49,470 He's good. 1222 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:52,190 What is that? 1223 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,200 Are they making a movie? 1224 00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:06,180 Excuse me. 1225 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,360 Are you guys shooting a movie? 1226 00:59:09,070 --> 00:59:10,390 We're doing a reboot of Anaconda. 1227 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,260 Come again? 1228 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,300 A reboot of Anaconda. 1229 00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:15,460 Anaconda? 1230 00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:17,520 Like Ice Cube Anaconda? 1231 00:59:17,860 --> 00:59:18,120 Yeah. 1232 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,600 Sony's rebooting it. 1233 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:21,020 I know. 1234 00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,260 No new ideas. 1235 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,520 That's weird. 1236 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,000 So let me get this straight. 1237 00:59:41,001 --> 00:59:44,300 You don't have the rights to Anaconda? 1238 00:59:45,890 --> 00:59:46,890 No, well, I... 1239 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:48,620 Not legally. 1240 00:59:49,985 --> 00:59:52,400 And you've never owned the rights to Anaconda? 1241 00:59:55,770 --> 00:59:57,020 I mean, who owns Anaconda? 1242 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,260 Sony. 1243 00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,940 Sony owns Anaconda. 1244 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:00,880 Yeah, no, no, I know that. 1245 01:00:00,881 --> 01:00:03,880 No, I mean, like, you know, in the larger sense. 1246 01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:08,600 Why would you tell us that you had the rights to the goddamn Anaconda franchise 1247 01:00:08,601 --> 01:00:13,420 when you very much don't have the rights to the goddamn Anaconda franchise? 1248 01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:16,880 Do we really even need the rights, really? 1249 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,280 I mean, like, who gives a shit? 1250 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,800 About IP? 1251 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:21,520 Yeah. 1252 01:00:21,790 --> 01:00:22,790 Literally everyone. 1253 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,280 That's what big movies are! 1254 01:00:25,380 --> 01:00:26,380 That's why we're here! 1255 01:00:26,850 --> 01:00:28,016 You think that's why we're here? 1256 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,460 Yes, that's why we're here! 1257 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,560 We almost died! 1258 01:00:30,820 --> 01:00:32,800 We're out in the middle of the goddamn jungle! 1259 01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:34,580 We're alive! 1260 01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:35,900 I had to lie! 1261 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,320 I had to lie to you! 1262 01:00:38,321 --> 01:00:39,376 You wouldn't have come otherwise! 1263 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,040 You wouldn't... none of you would have... 1264 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:42,740 Bullshit! 1265 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:43,580 Not bullshit! 1266 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,216 It's why you never came out to L.A. 1267 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,316 with me in the first place! 1268 01:00:46,340 --> 01:00:48,540 Even though we had a whole plan to work together! 1269 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,980 Your whole life, you just... it's been dictated by fear! 1270 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,160 Griff... 1271 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,480 You're fired. 1272 01:00:58,140 --> 01:00:58,540 What? 1273 01:00:58,840 --> 01:00:59,840 You're fired. 1274 01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:03,700 No, no, I'm not. 1275 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:04,800 You can't fire me. 1276 01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:05,360 You know why? 1277 01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:07,040 Because I quit. 1278 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,400 Already. 1279 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,040 Last night. 1280 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:14,720 I just didn't tell anybody yet. 1281 01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:17,060 So... 1282 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,560 Too bad for you, I guess. 1283 01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:21,870 Because I did... or I quit. 1284 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,200 Griff! 1285 01:01:37,201 --> 01:01:38,201 Wait! 1286 01:01:38,590 --> 01:01:39,800 Where are you even gonna go? 1287 01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:41,740 To find the Anaconda boat. 1288 01:01:42,225 --> 01:01:43,356 Maybe they can help me get home. 1289 01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:44,380 Just think about this. 1290 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,440 It's not safe. 1291 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:47,285 It's a tiny boat. 1292 01:01:47,730 --> 01:01:49,080 There's a giant snake out there. 1293 01:01:52,355 --> 01:01:53,580 Please don't do this. 1294 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,280 Griff! 1295 01:02:41,030 --> 01:02:42,030 J-Lo! 1296 01:02:42,850 --> 01:02:43,850 Ice Cube! 1297 01:02:45,550 --> 01:02:46,550 John Boyd! 1298 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680 Are you in this one? 1299 01:02:48,910 --> 01:02:49,710 Help me! 1300 01:02:49,810 --> 01:02:50,810 Help me, John! 1301 01:02:51,010 --> 01:02:51,630 Help me! 1302 01:02:51,890 --> 01:02:52,710 Help me! 1303 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:53,170 It's okay! 1304 01:02:53,171 --> 01:02:53,390 It's okay! 1305 01:02:53,391 --> 01:02:53,990 Help me! 1306 01:02:54,130 --> 01:02:54,750 It's okay! 1307 01:02:54,910 --> 01:02:55,630 Calm down! 1308 01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:56,730 I'll come get you! 1309 01:02:56,810 --> 01:02:57,210 It's okay! 1310 01:02:57,470 --> 01:02:58,070 You're safe! 1311 01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,050 You're safe! 1312 01:02:59,190 --> 01:03:00,190 I can't... 1313 01:03:00,930 --> 01:03:01,210 Ah! 1314 01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:01,830 Shit! 1315 01:03:02,270 --> 01:03:03,270 Doug! 1316 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:07,270 Oh, God! 1317 01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:12,130 Oh, my God! 1318 01:03:12,370 --> 01:03:13,370 Oh, my God! 1319 01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:14,570 Oh, my God! 1320 01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:17,350 Doug! 1321 01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:18,030 Hmm? 1322 01:03:18,390 --> 01:03:19,810 Doug, what's going on? 1323 01:03:19,850 --> 01:03:20,570 Why have we stopped? 1324 01:03:20,571 --> 01:03:24,730 Well, uh, Anna found a great place to shoot the next scene. 1325 01:03:24,850 --> 01:03:25,630 The next scene? 1326 01:03:25,690 --> 01:03:27,270 Look, look, okay, I know. 1327 01:03:27,630 --> 01:03:28,750 Losing Griff was hard. 1328 01:03:29,295 --> 01:03:31,610 But between the four of us, we can finish this film. 1329 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,166 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1330 01:03:33,190 --> 01:03:33,850 Come on, man. 1331 01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:36,810 Without Griff, that's not part of the plan. 1332 01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:40,170 Well, plans change, and that's part of filmmaking, too. 1333 01:03:40,210 --> 01:03:42,190 No, no, Doug, we have to go back for him. 1334 01:03:42,350 --> 01:03:43,550 He's not safe out there. 1335 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,450 Anna, we need to turn the boat around. 1336 01:03:45,570 --> 01:03:47,170 You're not turning the boat around. 1337 01:03:47,270 --> 01:03:49,010 Yeah, we're not turning the boat around. 1338 01:03:49,011 --> 01:03:50,790 Everyone off the boat now! 1339 01:03:51,270 --> 01:03:52,290 What's going on? 1340 01:03:54,510 --> 01:03:56,170 Anna, what are you doing? 1341 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,270 This definitely isn't the plan. 1342 01:03:58,500 --> 01:03:59,910 Well, plans change, Doug. 1343 01:04:00,490 --> 01:04:01,490 Isn't that filmmaking? 1344 01:04:02,470 --> 01:04:04,670 And every good film needs a bit of a twist. 1345 01:04:05,865 --> 01:04:07,930 Everyone off the boat now! 1346 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,440 To the dock. 1347 01:05:29,770 --> 01:05:31,850 You're going to carry these for me back to the boat. 1348 01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:32,130 Let's go. 1349 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,400 And then what? 1350 01:05:34,790 --> 01:05:35,966 And then you're going to shoot us? 1351 01:05:35,990 --> 01:05:36,990 No! 1352 01:05:38,345 --> 01:05:41,650 I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's inside these bags. 1353 01:05:41,970 --> 01:05:42,970 You want to look at it? 1354 01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:44,330 Look at it. 1355 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,140 Wait. 1356 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,440 Is that... 1357 01:05:56,060 --> 01:05:56,500 Gold? 1358 01:05:56,860 --> 01:05:57,860 So you're the miner? 1359 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,640 You did all of this for money? 1360 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:01,100 Very quick, Claire. 1361 01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:02,580 Stop! 1362 01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:06,840 I'm not going to be part of your shit quest! 1363 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:07,380 Oh! 1364 01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:08,660 Holy shit! 1365 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:10,680 I'm going to kill you! 1366 01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:12,600 I'm going to kill you! 1367 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:15,240 Wait! 1368 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,320 Calm down. 1369 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,600 You don't move! 1370 01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:29,390 I'm with the government to track illegal gold miners. 1371 01:06:29,970 --> 01:06:32,690 And Anna here runs one of the biggest rings in Brazil. 1372 01:06:33,230 --> 01:06:33,590 João. 1373 01:06:33,591 --> 01:06:35,950 There's a gold miner here who can change your life forever. 1374 01:06:36,150 --> 01:06:37,390 Do you think I care about gold? 1375 01:06:37,450 --> 01:06:39,090 Don't trust anything she says. 1376 01:06:39,150 --> 01:06:40,150 She's a liar. 1377 01:06:40,270 --> 01:06:41,270 She's a damn liar. 1378 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,800 We're filmmakers from Buffalo. 1379 01:06:43,130 --> 01:06:45,430 We're working on a spiritual sequel to Anaconda. 1380 01:06:45,730 --> 01:06:48,206 And I don't know if she mentioned that, but it's not just a reboot. 1381 01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:50,190 And I kicked out my friend who had the lead. 1382 01:06:50,430 --> 01:06:52,390 And I gave her a juicy-ass role. 1383 01:06:52,610 --> 01:06:53,950 And this is how she treats me? 1384 01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:56,706 I don't know what you're talking about, man. 1385 01:06:56,730 --> 01:06:57,310 Off topic. 1386 01:06:57,510 --> 01:06:57,910 Go. 1387 01:06:58,190 --> 01:06:58,790 Arrest her. 1388 01:06:58,910 --> 01:06:59,910 Oh, thank God. 1389 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:01,850 Put the camera down. 1390 01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:03,350 Sorry. 1391 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:04,870 I... 1392 01:07:13,180 --> 01:07:14,360 Oh, my God! 1393 01:07:17,090 --> 01:07:18,240 Who shot me? 1394 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,180 That'd be me, asshole. 1395 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:21,800 Grif? 1396 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,040 No. 1397 01:07:23,170 --> 01:07:24,170 He was a good guy. 1398 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,240 I'm a good guy. 1399 01:07:25,340 --> 01:07:25,880 He's a cop! 1400 01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:27,601 Look, I... What? 1401 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:30,240 I'm a good guy. 1402 01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,000 Drop it on your knees now, the four of you. 1403 01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:33,050 Facing the water. 1404 01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:36,521 Wait, I... Now. 1405 01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:46,890 Hey! 1406 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,040 No, no, Anna. 1407 01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:52,650 Don't. 1408 01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:53,370 Don't do this. 1409 01:07:53,650 --> 01:07:54,530 You too, Claire. 1410 01:07:54,590 --> 01:07:55,030 On your knees. 1411 01:07:55,130 --> 01:07:55,330 Now! 1412 01:07:55,730 --> 01:07:57,050 You don't have to be this person. 1413 01:07:58,810 --> 01:07:59,910 I have children at home. 1414 01:08:00,735 --> 01:08:01,735 They're 10 and 13. 1415 01:08:02,430 --> 01:08:03,430 Please. 1416 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:05,110 Please. 1417 01:08:05,370 --> 01:08:07,010 Think about what you're doing to my kids. 1418 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,170 Just shut your mouth. 1419 01:08:08,290 --> 01:08:09,290 Turn around now. 1420 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,300 On your knees. 1421 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:20,480 Now! 1422 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:20,960 No! 1423 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:21,380 No! 1424 01:08:21,381 --> 01:08:21,620 No! 1425 01:08:21,621 --> 01:08:22,040 No! 1426 01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:22,980 No! 1427 01:08:22,981 --> 01:08:23,220 No! 1428 01:08:23,221 --> 01:08:23,360 No! 1429 01:08:23,361 --> 01:08:23,380 No! 1430 01:08:23,381 --> 01:08:24,381 No! 1431 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:29,900 For the record, that's how you have butt, bitch. 1432 01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:35,900 You won't do it. 1433 01:08:36,735 --> 01:08:37,380 You don't have the balls. 1434 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,220 I know you, Claire. 1435 01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:39,420 You don't know me. 1436 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:41,250 I don't even have kids. 1437 01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:50,340 Jesus Christ! 1438 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:54,880 Oh, fuck! 1439 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,160 Snake! 1440 01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:57,680 No! 1441 01:08:58,220 --> 01:08:58,840 No, wait! 1442 01:08:59,100 --> 01:08:59,500 Wait! 1443 01:08:59,560 --> 01:08:59,640 Snake! 1444 01:08:59,860 --> 01:09:01,320 I think the boat is back that way. 1445 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:02,560 Yeah, but so is the snake. 1446 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:03,400 We can't go that way. 1447 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,980 We gotta take this trail and get to the high ground. 1448 01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:06,640 Wait. 1449 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,680 What was that? 1450 01:09:08,660 --> 01:09:09,660 What? 1451 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:13,680 Did it bite you? 1452 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,420 Yeah, you know what? 1453 01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:15,200 I think it bit me. 1454 01:09:15,201 --> 01:09:15,820 I think it got me. 1455 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,148 Yeah, I know it hurts, but we gotta get out 1456 01:09:18,149 --> 01:09:20,160 of here now because the snake is out there. 1457 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:20,580 Sorry. 1458 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:21,260 I can't move. 1459 01:09:21,485 --> 01:09:23,000 My leg is freaking out. 1460 01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:24,620 What are we gonna do? 1461 01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:27,250 We're gonna have to piss on you, man. 1462 01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,060 Huh? 1463 01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:29,360 On the bite. 1464 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:29,640 On the bite? 1465 01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:30,660 It's the only way. 1466 01:09:31,170 --> 01:09:32,236 I thought that was just jellyfish. 1467 01:09:32,260 --> 01:09:33,340 No, no, no, no. 1468 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:34,520 It's all animals. 1469 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:35,600 Are you sure? 1470 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:36,080 Positive. 1471 01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:37,380 Someone's gotta piss. 1472 01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:38,460 I need one of your pisses. 1473 01:09:38,790 --> 01:09:43,880 I'd love to be able to help out, but I'm just... I am drained, tapped, bone-dry. 1474 01:09:44,830 --> 01:09:46,156 Claire, you wanna take care of this? 1475 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:47,180 I'm wearing a onesie. 1476 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,076 Kenny, we don't have time to argue about this. 1477 01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:50,100 You're up. 1478 01:09:50,330 --> 01:09:51,500 You know this isn't possible. 1479 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,280 Why not? 1480 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:54,960 Because he's... 1481 01:09:56,020 --> 01:09:56,820 pee-shy. 1482 01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:57,600 Pee-shy? 1483 01:09:57,745 --> 01:09:59,140 I have urinary stench, Bright. 1484 01:09:59,340 --> 01:09:59,640 Why not? 1485 01:09:59,641 --> 01:10:02,340 I haven't been able to pee in public in 35 years. 1486 01:10:02,420 --> 01:10:03,420 My life sucks. 1487 01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:04,860 You can do this. 1488 01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:06,700 You have to do this. 1489 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,320 Whiz on me. 1490 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,380 You got it, buddy. 1491 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:09,860 Okay. 1492 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:10,900 Yeah. 1493 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:11,780 Yeah. 1494 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:12,360 Yeah. 1495 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:12,860 Yeah. 1496 01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:14,040 You can do it. 1497 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:14,800 You can do it. 1498 01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:15,560 Let it flow. 1499 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:16,160 Let it flow. 1500 01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:16,560 Yeah. 1501 01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:18,220 Just piss on me. 1502 01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:18,760 Come on. 1503 01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:19,200 Whiz on me. 1504 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,240 Whiz on me. 1505 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:20,680 Do it. 1506 01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:21,740 Whiz on me. 1507 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,000 You don't think I want to? 1508 01:10:25,570 --> 01:10:27,090 I would love to piss all over you, man. 1509 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,360 But it's not in the car. 1510 01:10:29,361 --> 01:10:30,520 It's... Whiz on me. 1511 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:30,800 Again. 1512 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:31,700 Now. 1513 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,700 I'm trying to do this. 1514 01:10:32,701 --> 01:10:33,701 You can do it. 1515 01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:34,860 Whiz on me. 1516 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:35,600 Do it, Ken. 1517 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:36,900 That is an order. 1518 01:10:36,980 --> 01:10:38,220 Whiz on me. 1519 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:38,720 Now. 1520 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:39,740 Okay. 1521 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:40,880 Okay. 1522 01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:41,940 You got it, buddy. 1523 01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:43,220 You got it. 1524 01:10:44,250 --> 01:10:45,250 There's one more problem. 1525 01:10:45,380 --> 01:10:46,380 What? 1526 01:10:46,730 --> 01:10:47,930 I haven't told you about this. 1527 01:10:48,770 --> 01:10:50,080 I can only pee sitting down. 1528 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,500 Jesus Christ. 1529 01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:52,980 I need a chair. 1530 01:10:59,910 --> 01:11:00,550 Come on, Denny. 1531 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:01,090 Come on. 1532 01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:01,510 Come on. 1533 01:11:01,511 --> 01:11:02,210 Just do it. 1534 01:11:02,230 --> 01:11:02,770 Do it. 1535 01:11:02,771 --> 01:11:03,350 Come on, buddy. 1536 01:11:03,410 --> 01:11:04,410 Come on. 1537 01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:13,380 Get up. 1538 01:11:54,655 --> 01:11:56,710 I'm sorry about what I said before on the boat. 1539 01:11:58,525 --> 01:12:03,650 The truth is, I've been jealous of you for a long, long time. 1540 01:12:04,330 --> 01:12:04,810 Jealous? 1541 01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:07,110 For having the balls to do what I couldn't. 1542 01:12:09,130 --> 01:12:09,930 For going after what you wanted, going to L.A. 1543 01:12:09,931 --> 01:12:11,230 and putting yourself on fire. 1544 01:12:14,650 --> 01:12:23,360 I can't sit down. 1545 01:12:23,361 --> 01:12:24,200 You do not have a choice. 1546 01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:24,600 Come on. 1547 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:25,000 Come on. 1548 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:26,580 Okay. 1549 01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,480 What did I do? 1550 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:48,900 I tricked him into coming here and now he's dead. 1551 01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:50,220 No, no. 1552 01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:52,540 We all chose to be here. 1553 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:53,750 I wish it was me. 1554 01:12:54,980 --> 01:12:55,980 It should be me. 1555 01:12:56,140 --> 01:12:58,540 This is not your fault and we have to keep going. 1556 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:02,640 Hey guys, I think I found out which way we should go. 1557 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:24,120 It's a big open field. 1558 01:13:24,450 --> 01:13:26,440 We gotta get across it to get to the boat. 1559 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,240 But we can't just run across it. 1560 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,280 It's too exposed. 1561 01:13:29,830 --> 01:13:31,230 The snake could come from anywhere. 1562 01:13:33,150 --> 01:13:34,520 Maybe we can create a distraction. 1563 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,000 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 1564 01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:39,060 But how do we do that? 1565 01:13:40,985 --> 01:13:42,080 I mean, it's gonna be easy. 1566 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,200 It's here. 1567 01:14:32,430 --> 01:14:33,800 Doug, no. 1568 01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:36,340 Dougie. 1569 01:14:36,460 --> 01:14:37,200 Dougie. 1570 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,440 Come on, man. 1571 01:14:38,820 --> 01:14:39,820 Is he? 1572 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,080 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1573 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,960 Baby Doug is the distraction. 1574 01:14:58,990 --> 01:15:00,640 I know this is horrible, okay? 1575 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:03,260 But if we can drag Doug out 1576 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:13,820 of the border's back, wouldn't we make it really hard for the snake to swallow him? 1577 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,353 It'll occupy the snake long enough for us to 1578 01:15:17,354 --> 01:15:20,421 get across the field and get back to the boat. 1579 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,360 That's a really smart idea. 1580 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:28,720 Oh, God. 1581 01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:29,480 This is horrible. 1582 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:30,900 It meant saving all of us. 1583 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:32,400 I'm sure Doug would have wanted this. 1584 01:15:32,525 --> 01:15:33,916 I'm not sure he would have wanted this. 1585 01:15:33,940 --> 01:15:34,260 Wait. 1586 01:15:34,860 --> 01:15:35,860 We gotta go. 1587 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:36,920 What are you doing? 1588 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,740 It's the snakes. 1589 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:41,480 They love squirrel meat. 1590 01:15:58,780 --> 01:15:59,500 Wait. 1591 01:15:59,501 --> 01:16:01,320 The snake is right behind us. 1592 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:18,330 I can't. 1593 01:16:27,460 --> 01:16:28,900 Oh, shit. 1594 01:16:33,450 --> 01:16:34,450 He's alive. 1595 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:34,960 He's alive. 1596 01:16:34,961 --> 01:16:37,120 I thought you checked his pulse. 1597 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:37,700 Right there. 1598 01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,840 No, you damn shitty job. 1599 01:16:40,145 --> 01:16:41,145 What the fuck? 1600 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:43,120 Man. 1601 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,240 What? 1602 01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:54,750 He's right behind you. 1603 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:55,430 What? 1604 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:55,970 Run. 1605 01:16:55,971 --> 01:16:56,470 Run. 1606 01:16:56,810 --> 01:16:57,810 You can't have him. 1607 01:16:58,250 --> 01:16:58,570 Run. 1608 01:16:58,990 --> 01:17:00,230 Ah, shit. 1609 01:17:00,590 --> 01:17:01,590 Shit. 1610 01:17:02,130 --> 01:17:02,470 Shit. 1611 01:17:02,810 --> 01:17:03,290 Shit. 1612 01:17:03,450 --> 01:17:03,790 Shit. 1613 01:17:03,910 --> 01:17:04,910 Shit. 1614 01:17:05,590 --> 01:17:06,590 Run. 1615 01:17:07,510 --> 01:17:08,510 Run. 1616 01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:09,210 Run. 1617 01:17:09,211 --> 01:17:09,290 Run. 1618 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:09,990 Run. 1619 01:17:10,190 --> 01:17:10,870 Run. 1620 01:17:10,871 --> 01:17:11,150 Run. 1621 01:17:11,151 --> 01:17:11,310 Run. 1622 01:17:11,311 --> 01:17:11,950 It's not my bag. 1623 01:17:11,990 --> 01:17:12,910 It's a lost story. 1624 01:17:12,990 --> 01:17:13,990 Just run. 1625 01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:19,430 Dad. 1626 01:17:32,890 --> 01:17:33,890 This thing's alive. 1627 01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:35,330 This thing's alive. 1628 01:17:36,830 --> 01:17:38,130 It's trying to bite me. 1629 01:17:38,310 --> 01:17:39,650 It's trying to bite me. 1630 01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:40,310 Dad. 1631 01:17:40,610 --> 01:17:41,610 Dad. 1632 01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:49,270 Holy shit. 1633 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:50,510 Get back to the boat. 1634 01:17:50,690 --> 01:17:51,690 Get back to the boat. 1635 01:18:03,910 --> 01:18:05,010 I think we're okay. 1636 01:18:05,170 --> 01:18:05,790 Oh, God. 1637 01:18:06,050 --> 01:18:06,450 All right. 1638 01:18:06,490 --> 01:18:06,990 All right. 1639 01:18:06,991 --> 01:18:07,991 Oh, God. 1640 01:18:08,810 --> 01:18:09,810 What the hell? 1641 01:18:10,410 --> 01:18:11,410 I thought I was dead. 1642 01:18:12,910 --> 01:18:14,130 How you doing, Jovi? 1643 01:18:15,170 --> 01:18:16,170 I'm okay now. 1644 01:18:16,270 --> 01:18:17,590 I thought we lost him. 1645 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:18,610 Can I say something? 1646 01:18:19,810 --> 01:18:20,810 I'm sorry. 1647 01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:25,610 I think I got so caught up in wanting to play a hero that I lost sight of what it 1648 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:29,490 is that's really important to me that's just making stuff with you guys again. 1649 01:18:30,530 --> 01:18:32,270 Griff, I feel the exact same way. 1650 01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:33,290 I love you guys. 1651 01:18:33,895 --> 01:18:34,970 I just have one question. 1652 01:18:35,150 --> 01:18:36,150 What? 1653 01:18:37,350 --> 01:18:40,310 Whose idea was it to put that dead squirrel in my mouth? 1654 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:44,430 It was like a group decision. 1655 01:18:44,770 --> 01:18:45,090 Really? 1656 01:18:45,410 --> 01:18:46,690 Yeah, it wasn't like one person. 1657 01:18:49,050 --> 01:18:49,910 Snakes love squirrel meat. 1658 01:18:50,050 --> 01:18:51,330 I knew it was your idea! 1659 01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:52,950 Guys, come on, we gotta keep moving. 1660 01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:55,150 Alright, well I made a choice and I'm sticking with it! 1661 01:19:15,060 --> 01:19:16,060 Holy shit. 1662 01:19:17,790 --> 01:19:18,860 It's the anaconda, sir. 1663 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,380 What happened? 1664 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,520 It's destroyed. 1665 01:19:30,370 --> 01:19:31,370 Hello? 1666 01:19:32,790 --> 01:19:33,850 Is anyone there? 1667 01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:35,530 Hello? 1668 01:19:38,410 --> 01:19:39,410 Can you help us? 1669 01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:42,370 What? 1670 01:19:42,390 --> 01:19:43,390 What? 1671 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:45,530 Again? 1672 01:19:49,950 --> 01:19:50,950 Sorry. 1673 01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:19,610 Holy shit. 1674 01:20:19,830 --> 01:20:20,830 Ice Cube! 1675 01:20:20,890 --> 01:20:21,890 Who'd you think it was? 1676 01:20:22,230 --> 01:20:23,270 John Boynton? 1677 01:20:23,510 --> 01:20:24,510 Let's go! 1678 01:20:32,190 --> 01:20:33,190 Get in here! 1679 01:20:33,305 --> 01:20:34,305 Get in here, tube socks! 1680 01:20:50,030 --> 01:20:51,280 Mayor, are you okay? 1681 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:52,560 Yeah, I'm alright. 1682 01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,300 The snake tore up the set. 1683 01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:56,360 Everybody's scattered. 1684 01:20:56,795 --> 01:20:57,980 Lamp hit me, I'm down. 1685 01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:00,220 I get up, nobody there. 1686 01:21:00,540 --> 01:21:01,500 What about J-Lo? 1687 01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:02,920 Yeah, Eric's dolls. 1688 01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:08,000 Jenny from the block, so she gonna be okay, but Eric ain't from the block. 1689 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:08,680 Jesus. 1690 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,040 Dammit. 1691 01:21:10,650 --> 01:21:14,820 I don't know how we're gonna do it, but we have to kill it before it kills us. 1692 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:15,600 I'm with that. 1693 01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:16,780 I'm with that. 1694 01:21:17,070 --> 01:21:18,830 Hey, how are they gonna do it in your script? 1695 01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:20,880 I don't know. 1696 01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:23,490 The writer never finished the third act. 1697 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:24,640 What? 1698 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:27,240 You guys started shooting before you knew the end. 1699 01:21:27,330 --> 01:21:28,820 Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup. 1700 01:21:29,380 --> 01:21:30,300 That's what they do. 1701 01:21:30,301 --> 01:21:32,400 They just make it up as they go along. 1702 01:21:32,950 --> 01:21:34,140 What was the general gist? 1703 01:21:34,141 --> 01:21:35,141 Do you have any idea? 1704 01:21:35,525 --> 01:21:38,960 All I know is they were setting up pyro techniques all through here. 1705 01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:40,820 Is it still up? 1706 01:21:41,150 --> 01:21:43,300 It's hooked up, but I don't know how to work pyro. 1707 01:21:43,670 --> 01:21:47,040 Kenny, you know how to ignite pyro, right? 1708 01:21:48,050 --> 01:21:49,050 Not a problem for us. 1709 01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,200 Hey, I don't know what y'all talking about, alright? 1710 01:21:51,275 --> 01:21:53,500 I gotta go save J-Lo and Stoltz, okay? 1711 01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:54,840 Really? 1712 01:21:55,060 --> 01:21:56,060 You're going after them? 1713 01:21:56,330 --> 01:21:57,330 They the homies, okay? 1714 01:21:57,380 --> 01:21:59,020 I can't leave them out here with the ops. 1715 01:21:59,095 --> 01:22:01,000 I got to go and represent. 1716 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:02,760 They my castmates. 1717 01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:04,680 Actors code. 1718 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,000 Respect. 1719 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,060 Hey, hey. 1720 01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:09,900 Oh, you do mind? 1721 01:22:10,130 --> 01:22:11,130 Switch fans. 1722 01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:12,940 Everything you do. 1723 01:22:15,110 --> 01:22:16,120 Man, y'all group it out. 1724 01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:17,060 Y'all group it out. 1725 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:17,340 What? 1726 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:17,820 Let's go. 1727 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,440 Everybody get in here. 1728 01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:20,720 Okay. 1729 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:24,320 Don't post that. 1730 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:25,600 No, no, no, no. 1731 01:22:25,965 --> 01:22:27,760 Can we get one more for safety? 1732 01:22:27,905 --> 01:22:28,980 I don't think my face was talking. 1733 01:22:28,981 --> 01:22:29,420 It's totally in there. 1734 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,480 No, it's okay. 1735 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,200 You're gonna need that. 1736 01:22:32,450 --> 01:22:33,620 Are you sure? 1737 01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:34,800 Of course. 1738 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:36,480 I got another one. 1739 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:54,920 100%. 1740 01:22:56,940 --> 01:22:57,940 What are you thinking? 1741 01:22:58,950 --> 01:23:02,780 Just to make sure it's exactly what I'm thinking, which I'm sure it is, totally. 1742 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:04,300 Super sure. 1743 01:23:06,130 --> 01:23:07,370 Think about killing that snake. 1744 01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:08,620 I'd say that's it. 1745 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,920 That's what I was thinking, too. 1746 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,880 Okay, here's the plan. 1747 01:23:13,580 --> 01:23:15,540 Griff, you get the detonator for Kenny. 1748 01:23:16,740 --> 01:23:18,820 Claire, you fire up the generators. 1749 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,620 Kenny, you set up the cameras. 1750 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:27,740 I'll get the golf cart. 1751 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:32,880 We'll lure the snake into the pyro field and end this thing once and for all. 1752 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,880 You ready for our big Hollywood ending? 1753 01:23:43,970 --> 01:23:44,970 You ready? 1754 01:23:45,330 --> 01:23:48,530 Kenny said as soon as we get to the pyro field, we can detonate these one by one. 1755 01:23:48,610 --> 01:23:50,310 Gonna blow this bitch sky high. 1756 01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:51,990 Sky frickin' high. 1757 01:23:58,140 --> 01:23:59,540 Come get us, asshole! 1758 01:24:06,510 --> 01:24:07,510 Where is he? 1759 01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:16,450 Oh, shit! 1760 01:24:16,570 --> 01:24:17,570 Oh, shit! 1761 01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:18,650 Oh, shit! 1762 01:24:19,110 --> 01:24:20,450 This is just so bad! 1763 01:24:20,850 --> 01:24:21,930 We're an arctic government! 1764 01:24:22,070 --> 01:24:22,530 Go, go! 1765 01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:23,250 I'm gonna be there. 1766 01:24:23,251 --> 01:24:23,450 Where is he? 1767 01:24:23,550 --> 01:24:24,130 Right now! 1768 01:24:24,350 --> 01:24:24,830 Pardon us! 1769 01:24:24,890 --> 01:24:25,490 We're the government! 1770 01:24:25,790 --> 01:24:26,470 Oh, wait a minute! 1771 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:27,230 What are you talking about? 1772 01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:29,210 I'm talking about golf cart technology! 1773 01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:36,500 Where'd it go? 1774 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:37,600 I don't see it! 1775 01:24:37,620 --> 01:24:38,220 I don't know where it is! 1776 01:24:38,340 --> 01:24:39,420 Keep your head on a swivel! 1777 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:40,960 I don't see it anywhere! 1778 01:24:41,620 --> 01:24:41,960 Whoa! 1779 01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:42,280 Whoa! 1780 01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:43,880 Keep your head on a swivel! 1781 01:24:43,881 --> 01:24:43,940 Oh, my God! 1782 01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:44,920 Oh! 1783 01:24:45,300 --> 01:24:45,660 Oh! 1784 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:46,560 Shoot! 1785 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,160 The boss is set up. 1786 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,020 If we don't get this thing online in time, then we're all dead. 1787 01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:51,880 Let's go. 1788 01:24:52,060 --> 01:24:53,060 Let's go. 1789 01:24:56,070 --> 01:24:56,610 Let's go! 1790 01:24:56,730 --> 01:24:57,870 We're gonna try to save you! 1791 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:08,210 Why is there no power? 1792 01:25:08,450 --> 01:25:09,450 Why is there no power? 1793 01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:13,270 I'm gonna let you. 1794 01:25:13,410 --> 01:25:13,450 No! 1795 01:25:13,790 --> 01:25:14,270 Wait, look. 1796 01:25:14,630 --> 01:25:15,850 Look for something like this. 1797 01:25:15,870 --> 01:25:16,090 Okay. 1798 01:25:16,130 --> 01:25:16,530 Okay. 1799 01:25:16,610 --> 01:25:17,610 Almost there! 1800 01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:22,550 It's getting closer. 1801 01:25:22,551 --> 01:25:23,230 It's getting closer. 1802 01:25:23,430 --> 01:25:24,090 Oh, God! 1803 01:25:24,430 --> 01:25:25,430 So fast! 1804 01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:31,300 Oh! 1805 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:36,420 Stop! 1806 01:25:36,421 --> 01:25:38,580 Stop, you giant, sick shit! 1807 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:43,940 It's not working! 1808 01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:45,260 It's not working! 1809 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:46,280 Help! 1810 01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:50,800 Why didn't it happen? 1811 01:25:50,860 --> 01:25:51,480 Why isn't it going? 1812 01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:52,060 I don't know. 1813 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:52,640 Oh, wait. 1814 01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:54,140 Oh, no! 1815 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:55,180 Oh, shit! 1816 01:25:55,181 --> 01:25:56,181 I forgot to turn it on! 1817 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:32,480 Come on, cardstock! 1818 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:33,680 Oh, shit! 1819 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:35,020 Let's get back! 1820 01:26:35,021 --> 01:26:36,021 Don't get me! 1821 01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:40,900 Why's she doing that? 1822 01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:42,260 Holy cow! 1823 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,000 Oh, shit! 1824 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:56,680 We're all gonna die? 1825 01:27:14,450 --> 01:27:15,450 Not 1826 01:27:38,130 --> 01:27:39,390 on my watch, mister! 1827 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:25,280 A long 1828 01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:24,120 time ago, a group of artists had a vision. 1829 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:28,560 To one day live their dream of making a major motion picture. 1830 01:29:28,965 --> 01:29:34,460 And last year, against all odds, I'm proud to say that dream was realized. 1831 01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:43,300 As my friend Kenny likes to say, the snake is a metaphor for the monsters 1832 01:29:43,301 --> 01:29:46,480 that come for all of us if our dreams remain unrealized. 1833 01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:49,820 And to be clear, there's also a non-metaphor snake. 1834 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:56,540 Quick shout out to Claire Simon and Kenny Trant. 1835 01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:00,460 Well, 1836 01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:05,200 we may not have the rights. 1837 01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:07,276 We don't, we don't have, we definitely don't have the rights. 1838 01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:12,436 This is our completely unauthorized, possibly 1839 01:30:12,437 --> 01:30:16,301 illegal, reboot of the Sony classic film. 1840 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:22,540 Ladies and gentlemen, the anaconda. 1841 01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:41,160 Are you Doug McAllister? 1842 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:42,720 Uh-huh. 1843 01:31:43,570 --> 01:31:44,837 You directed the unauthorized version of 1844 01:31:44,838 --> 01:31:47,781 Anaconda, even though you didn't have the rights. 1845 01:31:48,460 --> 01:31:49,460 Yeah. 1846 01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:51,340 I saw your little movie. 1847 01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,380 And I loved it. 1848 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:56,640 I loved it. 1849 01:31:56,980 --> 01:31:57,940 That's why I'm here. 1850 01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:00,740 I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda. 1851 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,100 And I want you to direct it. 1852 01:32:04,460 --> 01:32:05,460 Are you in? 1853 01:32:09,470 --> 01:32:10,470 My Anaconda. 1854 01:32:10,610 --> 01:32:11,610 Don't. 1855 01:32:12,910 --> 01:32:38,740 My Anaconda. 1856 01:32:38,990 --> 01:32:40,160 Baby got back. 1857 01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:41,800 My Anaconda. 1858 01:32:41,801 --> 01:32:42,260 Don't. 1859 01:32:42,261 --> 01:32:43,480 My Anaconda. 1860 01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:46,620 Don't want none unless you got buns, hun. 1861 01:32:47,800 --> 01:33:03,590 Pull up tough. 1862 01:33:03,670 --> 01:33:05,070 Did you notice that butt was stuck? 1863 01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,930 Even the jeans she's wearing. 1864 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:08,855 I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. 1865 01:33:08,970 --> 01:33:09,790 Oh, baby. 1866 01:33:09,810 --> 01:33:11,230 I wanna get a good job. 1867 01:33:11,350 --> 01:33:12,430 And took your picture. 1868 01:33:14,090 --> 01:33:14,610 Oh. 1869 01:33:14,870 --> 01:33:15,210 My. 1870 01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:15,650 God. 1871 01:33:15,651 --> 01:33:16,651 My Anaconda. 1872 01:33:16,690 --> 01:33:17,690 Don't. 1873 01:33:50,670 --> 01:33:51,670 Nice. 1874 01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:56,920 RIP?